Loyal democratic Random Inc presents, a peoples' phenomenon labs socialist games convention


Phenomenon 2008

Banquet and food

The little red Canteen!

This will offer cold drinks (water, sports drinks, coke, soft drinks, V, red bull, etc) sealed snacks (chips, nuts) and sweets (chocolate, snakes, etc) as well as the usual assortment of hot drinks (coffee, tea, instant coffee, etc) — all this with the convenience of being on the con site!

Schnitzels and burgers and lattes, Oh My!

If you need sustenance of a more capitalist nature, Dickson shops are only 5-10 minutes walk or 2 minutes drive (plus finding a park for your tank) from Pheno. Dickson shops include a Woolies, Maccas, KFC, Ali Baba's, several takeaways, a couple of cafes (with internet access) and more Chinese and SE Asian restaurants than you can shake a stick at (my arm got tired after five). Dickson shops also includes autotellers, a chemist, a news agent, and service stations.

The glorious Chairman Morph Banquet

The banquet this year is an all-you-can-eat spit roast held on-site at Daramalan College on Sunday night (session 9/F). Apart from sizzling hot pieces of dead animal of several acceptable varieties, there will be a selection of green garden salad (with a choice of dressings), cauliflower, coleslaw, savoury rice, hot roast potatoes and roast pumpkin.

Vegetarians need not fear starvation! Cheese and spinach pastries (or possibly, pasties) have been hand-assembled for your gustatory delectation by leading Chairman Morph Youth Loyalty Cadets. Please contact us before 30 May if your dietary requirements are more dialectic than this.

This gustatory extravaganza will be alcohol free (since it's on school property) and thus suitable for the entire family. Cost is only $16 per ticket.

People's glorious tribute to ethyl alcohol

Post-con drinkies will be held at O’Neill’s Irish Pub. They have Guinness and other stuff. You can get snacks from $5 and dinner from $10 — they have a variety of yummy stuff on their menu and their kitchen will be open until 9pm.