Random Inc presents a Phenomenon Labs games convention

Banquet and food

Bubbling over the cave fire

Pheno runs a canteen that stocks cold drinks (water, sports drinks, coke, soft drinks, V, red bull) sealed snacks (chips, nuts, knuckle sandwiches) and sweets (chocolate, snakes etc) as well as the usual assortment of hot drinks (coffee, tea, instant coffee, hot chocolate) — all this with the convenience of being on site!

Forth goes the hunter!

If your trusty flint spear is itching for larger game, Dickson shops are only 5-10 minutes walk or 2 minutes drive (plus finding a park for your mammoth) from Pheno. Dickson shops include a Woolies, Maccas, KFC, Ali Baba's, several takeaways, a couple of cafes (with internet access) and more Chinese and SE Asian restaurants than you can shake a stick at (my arm got tired after five). Dickson shops also includes autotellers, a chemist, a news agent, and service stations.

Clan of Cave Morph Big Heap Family Banquet

The banquet this year is an all-you-can-eat spit roast held on-site at Daramalan College at 7.30pm on Sunday night (and continuing into session 9). Apart from sizzling hot pieces of dead animal of several acceptable varieties (cave beef, cave lamb and cave chicken), there will be a selection of roast veggies (cave pumpkin, cave spuds), creamy prehistoric pasta, mixed veg, coleslawadon, garden salad, beetrootasaurus, woolly pineapple, sabre-toothed French bread sticks, gravy/condiments/etc.

Vegetarians need not fear going hungry! A ferocious cave quiche has been subdued for your sustenance! Please contact us if you have different dietary requirements.

This gustatory extravaganza will be alcohol free (since it's on school property) and thus suitable for the entire family. Cost is only $17 per ticket.

Festival of the Great Horned Mammoth God

Post-con drinkies will be held at O’Neill’s Irish Pub (TBA). They have Guinness and other stuff. You can get snacks from $5 and dinner from $10 — they have a variety of yummy stuff on their menu and their kitchen will be open until 9pm.